Ransom Note

So, I'm Googling my way across the Internet and I trip over this guy's blog (I can't figure out why he left it where he did), and after I stop the bleeding from my left knee, I take a look around. I spend the next half hour laughing my butt off. Usually I bookmark things like this and then never go back, but this time...this time I'm going to share the wealth with you. While you're over at Ransom Note Typography, see if you can find my butt. (I laughed it off, remember?)